1001 things I learned from D&D, part II

[tllith]

Sept 23, 2008 9:16:59 GMT -6 Toad` said:

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799) Do not get married, have kids, get a good job, etc if you want to keep playing table top RPGs

Alternate trick: marry a gamer, and start your kid on RPGs early. My six-year-old always wants me to GM for him ...

[Zagog]

813) NEVER ever eat a gypsy..................in Ravenloft.

814) Lawyers make great cannon fodder!

815) If at first you don't succeed, 1. demand a reroll!
2. keep sucking.
3. RUN!

816) If life gives you lemons..... Create a +3 Pie Of Throwing!

[Zagog]

817) Chainmail is not to be worn by itself......ouch

818) If you shoot someone with an arrow you can not claim that you didn't know the bow was loaded.

819) Fences don't make good neighbors..... tall, thick walls lined with archers make good neighbors

820) You don't swim in a moat

821) Always talk to strangers.......They give quests

822) An apple a day does not keep a way doctors..... An axe does

[Kitty]

823) a drunk dm can can scare many lives out of you.

(our dm rolled a handful of d10s, re-rolled them, smiled, rolled them again, & we're all goin' O.o "crap, now what did we find", he rolled them once more, looks around at us, "what was I rolling again?). We had to take several moments (ok, it was almost a half an hour) for everyone to stop laughing enough to resume play.)

[Kitty]

824) sleeping gamers miss out on treasure & getting magical items

[Kitty]

825) Never try to reason with ANY person/animal/thing from Ravenloft. . . it's pointless and you most likely will die or have your character forever changed in some way. @_@