1001 things I learned from D&D, part II

[Niemz]

Part 1 is in the vault, here is where we left off:

744) Fairie tales can come true it can happen to you, if your unlucky and catch the eye of the queen.

[Zagog]

745) If a room looks safe send in a thief then duck and cover.

746) If you are in Ravenloft and someone says they would like to have you for dinner, they really mean have YOU for dinner.

747) Never carry a sword smarter then you.

748) Nothing is more dangerous then a ring of wishing accept a kendar with a ring of wishing.

[merkader]

749) I think number 748 should say the only thing more dangerous then a ring of wishes, is a kender.

[Zagog]

But saying a kendar is dangerous is stating the obvious.

[merkader]

and I'm just say to be more dangerous then a ring of wishes, a kender doesn't need to have a ring of wishes.

[Zagog]

You have a point. I apologize for the misunderstanding.

[Zagog]

750) If given a quest by a mysterious stranger, always make sure you have a great reputation with the locals.

751) There is no such thing as a safe quest.

752) The only free lunch is the one a dragon makes of you.

[Zagog]

753) Never trust a wizard called.....Tim.

754) If at first you don't succeed, the thief isn't doing their job.

755) There is no such thing as an escape proof dungeon, unless the DM is smiling.

[tsrwemissyou]

756 ) notes to the Dm can never be a good thing

757) IF U DIE don't worry u just have to re-roll your stats

758) WoTC ruined D&D

[merkader]

"758) WoTC ruined D&D" - Truer words have never been spoken.

[artemis]

don't know if this one has been stated already:

759) Sometimes in the game, and in real life, an alignment change is necessary

[tsrwemissyou]

760) if the DM pulls out the 1st ed "Manual of the planes" book . . . BEWARE!!!!!

[Renthallin]

761) Never trust a Tana'ri or Baatezuu who gives great gifts for no reason (Staff of the Magi for example).

[straal]

from..... 756 ) notes to the Dm can never be a good thing
(I done it this way cuz i forgot how to do the quote thingy)

762)Notes FROM the Dm are a good thing for the reciever, VERY BAD for the rest of the party

763) Just when you think you're out.... they drag you back IN!!!!!

764) Your signficant other (SO) may say they support your RPG habit, but they really don't and they resent the time you spend with those other people

764 b) Unless your SO plays as well, in which case a good game session is considered foreplay

765) Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever....ever..... think that you will only play WOW for a couple of weeks instead of real tabletop game. Before you know it you will be involved in an intervention.

766) 1001 is a really big number.

767) There is no such thing as XP in real life.

768) RL monks aren't as tough as D&D monks

769) RL clerics aren't as tough as D&D clerics

770) RL thiefs are really tougher then D&D thiefs

771) There are no healing spells in RL

772) If you aren't smart enough in RL to figure out the DMs machinations, no amount of INT will help. Stick with playing a tank

773) It is possible to drive you're players insane when you put them in a situation where all they hear is the tune of " I dream of Genie" played as muzak.

774) Beware when its time to switch DM's you will reap what you have sown

775)Unless you try to make it happen, it usually doesn't

776)You can't really complain when it doesn't happen if you haven't tried to make it happen. Cuz you sound like a winer.

777)the top male weight lifters can have an almost natural cloud giant strength

778)by that same token a female weight lifter is somewhere just shy of Hill Giant Strength

779)I don't think my STR score is even in the double digits.

780) Other people don't understand when I tell them what my RL ability scores are.

[Toad`]

781) goblins and kolbolds with ropes tied around their waist, make great trap checker